ANNOUNCEMENT!
November 23, 2005
Greetings! I’ve permanently transferred to another blogsite. The contents of this blog site will be copied to that, and no further updates will be posted here. Here’s the URL: http://ubuntu.i.ph. Thanks for the support and for reading my entries!
A Quasi Political Thang
November 20, 2005Everyone knows that I’m not the type who reads newspapers, or watches TV for what’s politically new, or participates in rallies or whatnot. But I want to mention one particular aspect that I have noticed about newspapers, and this is going to be as close as I could get to include something on my blogsite that is associated with politics: Thus, the need for the prefix “quasi“.
As my friends well know, I could never have a quality shit (pardon my French) without a lit cigarette in one hand, and something to read on the other. So, when I feel like it would burst already, I just grab whatever my graceful fingers could reach, may it be a book, a mag, even a box of used-up soap. I’d rather read about the ingredients of a soap bar, and pretend that it’s very interesting, rather than just smoke my lungs out, without anything to focus my eyes and mind on.
I chanced myself last time on a newspaper who wants to be called the Daily Tribune. I came upon the Editorial section, which would have been my favorite section, had I not been from a home where the only things that you could read are pocket books, aside from food brand names and ingredients. Here’s where I noticed how good and convincing the writers were. In fact, I felt very inferioristic about my writing skills after reading the articles. I would have cut the editors’ pictures and placed them beside my bed, beside the pile of underwear and scrap, which I still consider to be my bedside table, but I noticed how the whole newspaper (or at least the Editorial section) was one-sided. They all spoke about how Gloria sucks and how the administration provides her lubrication for it. They all spoke about how this particular official (who, apparently, is anti-administration) is oppressed, and that the government needs a big leash on the neck for it. Bulgar, a tabloid written in Filipino, on the other hand, also has the same approach towards this.
They are impressive writers, they all have great command of their language, and they know what they are saying. That’s what makes the pen powerful. It’s just that it would have been inifinitely better if they had included both sides of the proverbial coin… Something that would show their avid readers (and me, the accidental reader) how the issue really happened, as expressed by both sides. They should show a two-sided perspective of the object in question.
Even though it’s editorial, which means to me as expressing their own opinion, it would be ideal if they get editors/writers from both sides. I know that they have guest writers, so this would be easy to manage if they really wanted to.
Ironically, I know that this would also be difficult, since the writers belong to the same group, and I know that imposing this would cause their building to burn within minutes due to debates and debacles that would ensue; but doing so will also result to a balanced approach to everything. This way, they would attract more readers, not only those who belong or agree to the opposition (see, due to my political ignorance and non-awareness, I don’t even know who the Opposition is - just think of those who are contra-Glo). That would be the true unbiased, fearless, unwavering service.
Too True to be Good!?
November 17, 2005These are the side effects of working (actually, almost living) in a call center. I received an e-mail containing the following, which were supposed to be the evidence that you are living in 2005, and I actually adjusted the original content, to make it more fun for us!
Annoyingly Funny E-mail
November 16, 2005I received this e-mail containing the following “commandments” that could really do well to hit the 10th mark on people’s Annoying Deeds List. Hope you try them out… 
Harry Potter and the Anxious Employee
The Logout button…
The Logout button…
The Logout button…
Oh, how I would give anything just to push that on my Avaya! I absolutely wanna go home, get a beauty rest, and go to SM and watch Harry Potter! The show’s gonna start at 8 PM, and that’s sooo hours away still. I just hope my beauty rest would suffice, and that the movie itself would compensate well enough. The story itself is a wonder, and it would be a big disappointment if the fourth movie would be like the third, poorly directed and very much inconsistent (with regards to the events, not the book).
It’s already 8:01 AM, and I still have 12 more hours to go. Makes me think big time, How come time flies fast when you enjoy something that you are doing, and vice versa? No wonder one 9-hour shift here at work stretches into 10 years. Phew. And I bet my life that the Harry Potter movie later will seem like it’s only 30 minutes.
Harry Potter and the Anxious Employee
The Logout button…
The Logout button…
The Logout button…
Oh, how I would give anything just to push that on my Avaya! I absolutely wanna go home, get a beauty rest, and go to SM and watch Harry Potter! The show’s gonna start at 8 PM, and that’s sooo hours away still. I just hope my beauty rest would suffice, and that the movie itself would compensate well enough. The story itself is a wonder, and it would be a big disappointment if the fourth movie would be like the third, poorly directed and very much inconsistent (with regards to the events, not the book).
It’s already 8:01 AM, and I still have 12 more hours to go. Makes me think big time, How come time flies fast when you enjoy something that you are doing, and vice versa? No wonder one 9-hour shift here at work stretches into 10 years. Phew. And I bet my life that the Harry Potter movie later will seem like it’s only 30 minutes.
Nose Ring
November 15, 2005Before reading this article, which falls under the category “The Vanity Chronicles,” I strongly advise that you read the introduction to this series. Moreover, focus on the disclaimer.
Ever since I became a college freshman, I’ve always dreamt of having my nose pierced and sporting a nose ring. I fulfilled this dream last month; it cost me nothing more than 600 pesos, and it rewarded me in ways I never expected.
First, let me tell you about the experience.
To the Admin, for the Service Level, and About Few Suggestions
November 14, 2005Foremost, I would like to extend my utmost gratitude to you, poeple of the administration here at work, for at last giving our team two days off for the past week. You will never know how much this helped me, even for just this one time. I feel so relaxed, so over the stress that this job wholeheartedly offers (haha!).
I was actually surprised Even though our team was offered this limited pleasure, more than half of my teammates still rendered RDOT’s. Such is the need for money, leaving most of us without another choice. Indeed, choice is an illusion.
Why not permanently return theses 2 days off to all rank and file workers? That way, we’ll have an option. I understand that we are low on manpower like now (actually, It’s been like that ever since I came here!); in fact, I feel for you. I just hope that we could all get through this, para happy tayo lahat.
I really haven’t the guts to give suggestions, so I did not direct these to you. I just hope that you’ll be open towards them, and I pray that someone can somehow relay these to you. Here are some:
Short-Term Goals
November 13, 2005Before reading this article, which falls under the category “The Vanity Chronicles,” I strongly advise that you read the introduction to this series. Moreover, focus on the disclaimer.
I have nothing to say right now that would be of a big relevance to you, dear reader. I, however, thought that it would be good if I could share some aims that I want to fulfill; I just hope that they would at least matter if they couldn’t influence you.
Within 3 months, I should have accomplished all of the following:
Harry Potter and the Excitable Fan
November 12, 2005Yes! We’ve already secured premiere tickets for the Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire movie! After weeks and weeks of grueling wait, it’s finally next week! I was so elated yesterday when Ton surprised me with those premiere night tickets; “I just hope nothing goes wrong,” I demanded of thin air. I really do.
We’ll watch the movie on the 16th, at 8 PM. Sure seats, I hope I’ll never forget the experience.
I’m So Frustrated
November 11, 2005I am not sure what’s happening anymore here at work.
So many people are just smoking outside through their whole shift, and they are being payed for it; same people who are constantly resting in the sleeping quarters whenever they want to, and demand much more from what you are doing already. Some are so abusive of power, so many are so hungry for it. Some are playing blind, some are playing deaf. A small group do their best, do the limits of their mind and body, and not being rewarded for it; the same group who are silent throughout this whole time, not given the opportunity to speak up.
Well, I spoke up. If you want to hear me rant, just go and continue on reading. If you believe you won’t like what I would say, close this window out, now!
Libra! Libra! Libra!
I just adore this email message that I received yesterday; it contains the characteristics of each of the zodiacs in the work area. I absolutely agree to mine, and I can’t deny that these horoscope-like things are really a good motivational factor for us to go about our day. I remember one of my cousins reading her horoscope from local comic books, with an enthusiasm that suggested that her life depends on these readings.
Well, straight to the point now. Here’s what mine read, and I couldn’t agree more that it is correct:
Libra employees are detailed, dedicated workers with sensitive natures. Managers and co-workers sometimes find them difficult to get a handle on. They pick up the energy of the office and are unable to prevent it from affecting them. Loud noise, flashy colors, and discordant vibrations will put them off so much that they will have difficulty fulfilling their obligations at work.
One day they may seem like the most bright, hardworking, ambitious employee around. The next day they might be down, irritated, and unable to produce. Co-workers shouldn’t fret when Libra employees are in a dark mood. It really won’t last, as a happy state of mind can come over them just as quickly. When Libra employees are in a balanced frame of mind, they can be a powerful presence at work-they have a way of gracing everything they touch. Underneath that mess of moods, they really are basically happy and stable people. They are capable of profound logical thought and evaluate all sides of a situation before acting. They are one of the most intelligent Signs around.
They are expert researchers and mediators. And their sensitivity to their environment makes them naturals at keeping things looking great. They will easily help others resolve conflicts and can act as a go-between with workers and management so that everyone ends up happy.
If you want to keep your Libran worker smiling, give them the respect they are due and put them in a position where they can project their great charm and diplomacy. They won’t be CONTENT to take orders for very long, either-make sure they are given increased responsibility.
I Love These Lines!
November 10, 2005These are very funny (and indeed classy) things to say when stressed! Received the email weeks ago, and I couldn’t help but apply them at work. My favorite ones are numbers 8, 18, 21 and especially 24 at this job that we have! Try to find yours! 
Bill Gates Email
I just received this very interesting and informative e-mail, which they say came from Bill Gates. The e-mail said:
Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world. Love him or hate him, I think he sure hit the nail on the head with this!
Life or Something Like It
November 9, 2005What would you do if you thought you only had one week left to live? Would you radically change what was left of your life? Re-evaluate your values and priorities?
These are some of the few questions that the movie Life or Something Like It posts to us couch potatoes. You, what would you do? Try to watch this one starring Angelina Jolie and Edward Burns, and decide. I especially adore Tony Shalloub’s role, and I love this movie so much that I wanted to include this in my blog site. I know, I know. It could not have been plainer that I cried when I watched this movie.
Read on for more info…
Art Bell Hate Mail About Pinoys
You’ve probably received the degrading email about Filipinos, allegedly coming from Art Bell, a TV host in the States. I’ll add the contents of this specific email to this article later, but before you start judging, try first to read this:
Philippine allegations
A hoax e-mail recounting Bell’s allegedly racist statements, calling the Philippines “a disgusting and filthy place” on-air, has been circulating online since the 1990s. Bell has repeatedly denied making such a statement, furthermore noting that his wife Ramona is partly of Philippine heritage. In 2001, Bell sued the Philippine Daily Inquirer after the newspaper published the e-mail as fact; the Inquirer published a retraction and apologized to Bell.
If you want to know more specific information with regards to this, this LINK would help. You think twice and decide on what you believe is true, before reacting. Click more to see this e-mail, which I copied straight, verbatim. Please be informed, though, that this e-mail has been circulating since 1990, and I received it 15 years later!
A Fun Observation (A Challenge)
You’ve probably noticed the same thing that I have, and you’ve probably done so when you were still a new hire.
The topic: Headsets. Whenever I go to the pantry, or smoke outside, or pass any corridors, I always notice these new hires who always wore their headsets around their necks, as if it’s the latest fashion.
I did mine too, when I was still a new hire, and under training. Please read on…
Tonichi.i.ph Update (2)
November 8, 2005Hey, dear readers. A new article has popped up on my secondary blog site! Try to see this article, and the others, which preceded it! Just click on the link below!
